As will surprise no one, Batter Blaster, is a far better name than it is a product.
Rather than a pancake, batter blaster tends to make somewhat burnt and and sour discs. Even slathered with copious amounts of butter and a healthy drizzle of maple flavored syrup this product will still probably make you wish that you had an extra 7 minutes in your busy life to make bisquick batter. Though actually, they have a pre-made batter option. It's not in a can, but it may actually taste good.
However, while batter blaster does not make great pancakes, seeing the can still makes me giggle.